Love these One Liners

I found these somewhere and loved it and sharing it with you....

In the interest of time, Let's just assume I'm right (All husbands out there, read this a hundred times)

Gone crazy...Will be back soon

This is not Burger King, You will have it my way!

I am only a beautician, not a MAGICIAN

I am not spoiled, just well taken care of

I dont look for choclate, it finds me (fitness centers dont find me tho)

A great fisherman lives here with the catch of his life

Born to golf, forced to work

I'm blonde, what's your excuse?

In my next life, I am having more memory installed